having the hiccups would be a great inclination of when you’re too drunk … if that actually happened.
NO WAY HOLY COW ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOWWWWWW
my drag name is in my pr textbook. COCO KEY 4 EVA.
“Ah, forget it, boyo. You’re as like to have angels fly out your arse as get next to the likes of her.”
In a weird way it makes me think of death. Like, we’re all just half drunk lattes and eventually time will drink the rest of us and we DIE.
Is this real life? Arrested Dev. has a banana rating instead of stars.
There’s always money in the banana stand!
(Source: , via hellogiggles)